Where is the hickey?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
