i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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