Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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