Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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