I heard we made out
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Every concussion has its silver lining
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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