I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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