how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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