So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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