And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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