I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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