I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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