You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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