Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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