She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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