I saw his package. It spoke to me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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