It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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