i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I came so hard my ears popped.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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