Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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