i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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