I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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