Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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