I can't watch pbs sober anymore
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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