he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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