Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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