I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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