You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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