the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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