Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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