Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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