he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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