that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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