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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?

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• (562): View more from California

  Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start

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• (619): View more from California

  Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?

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• (518): View more from New York

  He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...

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  pure definition of booty call.

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