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  Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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• (831): View more from California

  just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

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  You're fat. Stop making excuses

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow

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• (914): View more from New York

  He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  PS my house is a mess.

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  pps I have a rash on my face.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.

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  and SLEEP god I love sleep

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.

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