I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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