Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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