True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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