I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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