: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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