so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Are we still banned from the library?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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