Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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