cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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