we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Two words: blizzard sex
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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