I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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