so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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