Define "chronic" masturbator.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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