I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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