Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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