my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I wear drunk well.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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