its not stalking. its research.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
