i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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