And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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