I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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