Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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