In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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