I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hippo gnu deer
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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