I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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